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THE MIDLIFE GALS
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THE MIDLIFE GALS, aka KK and SalGal

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Turning 60!

"This was so much fun!  Where ya been?  Got anything else?  Now that you got over the big 60, the rest are easy!  Happy Birthday, again... ;-)"
Feb 29, 2012
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Take photos, but Don't Show Them...Babies Are Not Beautiful!

An old friend of mine, whom I had not seen in a very long time, noticed me sitting behind her at a funeral yesterday, and the first thing she did was hand me her iPhone to show me a photo of her most recent grandchild. She squinched up her nose as if to say, “Is that not the cutest baby you have ever seen in all your life?” At a funeral?  Really?  You grandmothers are even more shameless about showing baby photos than the mothers themselves.  Here’s my question - do mothers ever acknowledge…See More
Feb 28, 2011
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Robert Fowler commented on THE MIDLIFE GALS's video
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Turning 60!

"This is hilarious! I loved it."
Dec 4, 2010

Just Two Sisters From Texas

Think Lucy and Ethel after those deadbeats, Fred and Ricky, Laverne and Shirley all grown up and haired over or The Smothers Brothers with bosoms.

We’re here to tell you that it’s okay to love/hate your elders, your teenage children, one of your siblings or the grocery store cashier. Stop screaming into your pillows in the pantry...come OUT and Join us in dialog about our profane, insane, comedic outlook on just about everything.
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Take photos, but Don't Show Them...Babies Are Not Beautiful!

An old friend of mine, whom I had not seen in a very long time, noticed me sitting behind her at a funeral yesterday, and the first thing she did was hand me her iPhone to show me a photo of her most recent grandchild. She squinched up her nose as if to say, “Is that not the cutest baby you have ever seen in all your life?” At a funeral?  Really?  You…

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Posted on February 27, 2011 at 9:28am

Expiration Dates?

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Posted on May 5, 2010 at 3:11pm — 1 Comment

Interventions...Somebody HELP Me!

Okay, okay! It could be a LOT worse. Look at the hoarders. Talk about having a screw loose, being a hair off plumb or a brick shy of a load...those people need help. I would recommend a government agency to help the hoarders, but that might be like putting the coyote inside the hen house. Government agencies don’t have the kind of track record necessary for ‘cleaning house.’





I‘ve been told that I could use some intervention because I have the opposite problem from the hoarders.… Continue

Posted on December 11, 2009 at 12:36pm

Midlife vs. Cosmetics!

KK: I read a comment from one of More’s readers about trying to put on eyeliner at this age. She suggested that it was because her upper lids were too puffy and swollen. In my case it’s because there’s just too much damn skin up there. My eyeliner comes out with dashes and dots like some twisted form of Morse code!



SalGal: I hear you. I used to have to stretch the outside part of my eye-skin so far back towards my ear to make a straight line over my lid, that I ended up painting a… Continue

Posted on November 30, 2009 at 8:06am

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At 1:23pm on May 7, 2010, Phil McMillan said…
No more triple dog dares... my tongue can't take it. You're right ladies. Since I'm already laughing at you, my readers might as well do the same. Is this a great country or what!

Phil
At 1:05pm on May 7, 2010, Phil McMillan said…
You two might be sicko's, but you're cute! I challenge you to click the "Like" button in my Facebook Fan box on http://www.babyboomerbaloney.com - it's a fun site to visit. The three of us seem to have the same sense of humor (God help us).

Phil
At 4:14pm on November 25, 2009, Alan Bannister said…
Hi you two - thanks for the invite.
Best regards
Alan
At 3:16pm on November 25, 2009, Carla Tara said…
Nice to meet you!
 
 
 
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