
1. Over-tip a waitress. 2. Drive inexpensive cars, but own the best house you can afford. 3. The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. 4. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard. 5. Never buy a house without a fireplace. 6. Once in your life own a convertible. 7. Buy vegetables from truck farmers who advertise with hand lettered signs. 8. Vote. 9. Never mention being on a diet. 10. Wh…
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