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Baby Boomer Baloney

I need participants to submit various types of humor for Boomers. Funny videos, stories, jokes, cartoons, photos and interesting stories as well as inspirational accounts of our peers. Let's keep our material as clean as possible.

Website: http://www.babyboomerbaloney.com
Location: Omaha, NE
Members: 12
Latest Activity: Apr 8, 2014

Hello members,

August 25th

I found this wild story about Australia amusing. Check this out:
www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml">http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2wCUoB/www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml

Hope all is well. Send some stories of your own or a good cartoon.


Phil

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Off The Wings of a Child 1 Reply

Introduction  In my countless years, I have recounted and entertained people with a multitude of strange and sometimes embellished, bizarre stories from my life. Now, as I look back, in the twilight…Continue

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Started by Lee E. Shilo. Last reply by Phil McMillan Jun 23, 2010.

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Comment by WINIFRED GRAY on April 8, 2014 at 10:27pm

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in Retirement

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!

2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go...

9.. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask whee the fitting room is.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favourite.

10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”!

Comment by Brian on September 3, 2013 at 8:46pm

Hello everyone,

I just joined the group and wanted to introduce myself. I look forward to networking with all of you from here online!

Thanks!

Comment by Phil McMillan on November 8, 2010 at 8:57am
Hey everyone,

Please welcome Ann Richardson to our group. Thanks for the cartoons, Ann. If anyone else has a funny story, cartoon, or something goofy please submit for the benefit of everyone.

By the way, my wife and I are working out moving to a new address and some other family issues. I'll work on some other fun stuff for our group as soon as we get these family things taken care of. Talk to you soon.

Phil
Comment by Ann Richardson on November 8, 2010 at 8:01am

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Comment by Phil McMillan on July 15, 2010 at 8:49am
Hey everyone,

Welcome our new member Sheri Boes. Sheri promised me she would submit pages and pages of funny stuff that will make our sides hurt from laughing. Well, OK, she didn't promise me but I'm getting vibes that she will do just that.

Phil
Comment by Phil McMillan on June 25, 2010 at 8:49pm
Mark,

That guy is terrific. I'm going to try to get his routines doing Clinton and Bush. My wife says I'm guilty of some of your 14 points about boomer men. Thanks for sending these.

Phil
Comment by Mark Allen on June 25, 2010 at 11:45am
Baby Boomer Steve Bridges, born 1964, is spot on as President Barack Obama in these two videos. The videos feature the amazing talent of prosthetic makeup artist, Kazu Tsuji. Late-night comedians might struggle to find humor about our new president, but Steve Bridges easily mines brilliant, topical humor as he has over the last eight years.







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Comment by Mark Allen on June 24, 2010 at 3:13pm
Baby Boomer Jim Fitzgerald sent me another humorous email with the image below. Sometimes I think he has waaay tooo much time on his hands. Jim, thanks for the contribution.


Comment by Mark Allen on June 24, 2010 at 3:11pm

14 Things We Always Wonder About Baby Boomer Men


How baby boomer men can race a car at over 100 mph without killing themselves, or sport baseball stats from the last 50 years, but can’t figure out:

How the garbage gets taken out and new bags get put in the can.

The directions to the supermarket, but will buy anything seen on TV?

Where socks and underwear go after the floor.

How the dishwasher gets emptied.

How the soap went from the sink to the shower.

If it’s not you or me, who closes the (pick one) garbage can, garage door, back door?

How to make a date with another couple (but can make business dates or book tee times all day long).

What they want for dinner.

Where you put their glasses.

What happened to the remote control?

Here a 4 more things about baby boomer men from me (Boomer54 Mark):

Can have the same haircut for years and sometimes decades.

Have 1 belt, 2 pairs of shoes (1 for dress and a pair of sneakers) and 2 pairs of jeans. They need two because one to wear, in case their wife is washing the other pair.

If all their underwear is dirty, how can they turn a pair inside-out then wear them.

Can watch 9 hours of football on Sundays during the NFL season, without leaving their chair.

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Started by Lee E. Shilo. Last reply by Phil McMillan Jun 23, 2010.

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